A.P.Wire was a journalism major who quit college in order to pursue his dream job: fact-checker on the National Enquiry newspaper. He was unemployed when he participated in The Dating Connection for Barbara Bimbo.
- "Bachelorette Barbie, my deepest, personal feelings are that you are far too sexy for me ever to allow you to leave my highly-expensive, beachfront, swinging bachelor apartment. You and I would spend all our time together alone, sharin each other in every way (if you know what I mean)!"
- ―Answer to first question
- "Barbie doll, you'd be my previous American Beauty rose and I'd be your little bumblebee. I know you'd enjoy rubbing a little of your pollen on MY stinger!"
- ―Answer to second question
He is based on beta tester Neil Rubenking