Aerodork is an airline company. It is the first airline to feature ATMs (Automatic Ticket Machines) eliminating thus ticket agents. These machines operate with a Gold Card. Owners of the Card also have access to the Chartreuse Carpet VIP Lounge that provides luxurious facilities, like a rubber chair on which nobody can sit, and a coffee machine with a boiled-dry coffee pot. Boarding Passes are used with ABMs (Automatic Boarding Pass Machines), another novelty of Aerodork.
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