Davie Blair is a professional surfboard waxer from Gumbo, Missouri.
His hobbies include collecting braunschweiger casings, speculating on the sexual preference of professional dancers and watching televised opera with the sound off.
- "Why, beautiful, if you were with me you wouldn't have to worry about any ol' breakdown. We'd be cruisin' in my brand new Porche, and you wouldn't have a care in the world. Besides, if something did happen to your heel, I'd just sweep you up in these muscular arms and carry you wherever you wanted to go! When you're a top notch physical specimen like me, a light little feathre like you would be a breeze."
- "Barbara, I'd be a beautiful butterfly and you'd be my tender little buttercup. Together, we'd build a wonderful garden of love!"
He is based on beta tester David Blair