'To: Larry Lovage'
'Walnut Log Community College'
'Hello, Nephew! This is your uncle Larry; Larry Laffer. Remember me?'
'You used to love hearing all about my romantic exploits back in the'
'’80s and ’90s.'
'When I heard you were going to college, I just had to write.You’re'
'coming of age, my boy, and I’m just the guy to give you a few pointers'
'on life—and on making it with the babes.'
'In fact, I think they should let me teach at that college. I could give a course in'
'Chickology— how to get chicks. Of course, I’d always grade on the curve...'
'I hear that hot dating show Swingles is on campus looking for contestants. This is the'
'perfect chance to prove yourself! If you can show them you’re a real swinger, they’ll have'
'to let you on the show. And that means more and better chances to score.'
'So look out, all you foxy chicks—Leisure Suit Larry is steppin’ out again!'