Larry Pops Up! (Pack 1) Edit
L001.WAV: “Why don’t you ever record some WAVe files and stick them in this directory? You know, I could use some company.”
L005.WAV: “Never pleasure yourself with an industrial belt sander. Hey, I was young, okay?”
L010.WAV: “Aren’t you ever gonna work?”
L015.WAV: “Did you go on vacation and leave your computer on again?”
L020.WAV: “Entropy ain’t what it used to be.”
L024.WAV: “Hey. Who’s this ‘Al Lowe’ guy?”
L130.WAV: “Hey, how come we never play games? Especially Leisure Suit Larry. Y’know, Al Lowe tells me it’s a great game. Besides, I’m in it!"
L137.WAV: “See, the idea was, you’d like these lines so much, you’d buy my new Leisure Suit Larry game. Get it?"
Add-On Pack 2 Edit
L002.WAV:"You know; If you would record some wave files and put them into this subdirectory, I'll randomly play them for you."
L006.WAV:"Hello? Anybody out there?"
L014.WAV:"You're totally confused again, aren't ya?
L018.WAV:"If you gonna just sit there, can I use the car?
L025.WAV:"Hello! My name is Larry, Larry Laffer <giggles> Damn, I love that line!
L040.WAV:"I went out once with this girl who was so ugly... How ugly was she? She was so ugly the next morning I gnawed off my own arm. <giggles> Did I mention Coyote Ugly?
L048.WAV:"I get so tired of playing that dumb solitaire game in here. Don't you have any good games?
L056.WAV:"What do you say, tonight, we could have some drinks and pick up babes like we used to? Well, like you used to?
L060.WAV:"How come, I always have to wear the leisure suit?"
L062.WAV:"Hey, are you as horny as you look?"
L063.WAV:"Why not change my settings, so I talk all the time?"
L077.WAV:"Turn on the modem will ya... I need to make a long distance call.
L080.WAV:"Did you erase my directory of 976 numbers?
L084.WAV:"Do you know how long it's been since you've been out on a date?
L089.WAV:"You know... Size isn't everything. Is it?"
L103.WAV:"What is with all the nudity in films these days? Where did it all go?
L109.WAV:"Isn't it time for cocktails yet?"
L110.WAV:"There are those who call me a sexist leering chauvinistic dinosaur. To which I say, "So what's your point?""
L111.WAV:"I want to make it clear I do not endorse flagrant lust, nudity and immorality in entertainment. Unless, of course, it is a Leisure Suit Larry game."
L115.WAV:"You know what this place needs? A lava lamp, trust me!"
L131.WAV:"I'm brought to you by Leisure Suit Larry. Hell, I am Leisure Suit Larry."
Add-On Pack 3 Edit
L003.WAV:"Go get me some new lines, will ya? I'm growing tired of these, and I'm the one saying them. Same place you got these."
L009.WAV:"Aren't you ever going to come back to work?"
L0026.WAV:"Ahh, if it wasn't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all."
L033.WAV:"God... Do I have to pee..."
L034.WAV: <drunk> Hey, what do you say we go for a little web crawl? What do you say, buddy?
L035.WAV: Are you supposed to have all these dirty pictures on your hard drive? ...and I do mean hard.
L038.WAV: Geez, who picked your Windows color scheme?
L041.WAV: Hey! Who farted?
L045.WAV: If you are going to keep doing that, at least pop open a window, huh.
L050.WAV: Hey, let me out of here!
L064.WAV: Fine, enough about me. What do you think of me?
L065.WAV: Hey buddy, I've got your hard drive right here.
L073.WAV: This statement is false.
L079.WAV: A pessimist says a beer is half empty. Me? I drink it.
L083.WAV: God, I'm horny.
L091.WAV: I'm ready my closeup, Mr. DeMille.
L101.WAV: God, I miss the sexual revolution. Of course, I didn't get laid then either. But at least then, I still had hope.
L106.WAV: Ahh, the 70's earth tones, deep pile shag carpeting, and vibrating beds were only a quarter.
L107.WAV: You know, there's just not enough glow-in-the-dark stuff these days.
L112.WAV: You know, there is more to life than just making passes at women. I just don't know what it is.
L132.WAV: This entertaining quote is brought to you by Leisure Suit Larry. Hey, that's me!
Add-On Pack 4 Edit
Add-On Pack 5 Edit
L016.WAV: "Don't you ever do any work?"
L023.WAV: "Time flies when you're totally confused."
L027.WAV: "I love you, man..."
L116.WAV: “Polyester: from the Latin words ‘poly’, meaning ‘parrot’, and ‘ester’, meaning ‘swimming movie star.’ So polyester really means ‘swimming movie parrot.’ Aren’t words interesting? Etymology is my life.”
L117.WAV: "I think women should be placed on a pedestal. 'Course, then it's also easier to look up their skirts."
L134.WAV: "You know, I'm only doing this to get you to buy my new game."
Add-On Pack 6 Edit
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