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Larry Pops Up! (Pack 1)Edit

  • L001.WAV: “Why don’t you ever record some WAVe files and stick them in this directory? You know, I could use some company.”
  • L005.WAV: “Never pleasure yourself with an industrial belt sander. Hey, I was young, okay?”
  • L007.WAV
  • L010.WAV: “Aren’t you ever gonna work?”
  • L015.WAV: “Did you go on vacation and leave your computer on again?”
  • L020.WAV: “Entropy ain’t what it used to be.”
  • L021.WAV
  • L024.WAV: “Hey. Who’s this ‘Al Lowe’ guy?”
  • L036.WAV
  • L037.WAV
  • L044.WAV
  • L051.WAV
  • L057.WAV
  • L070.WAV
  • L082.WAV
  • L086.WAV
  • L098.WAV
  • L099.WAV
  • L130.WAV: “Hey, how come we never play games? Especially Leisure Suit Larry. Y’know, Al Lowe tells me it’s a great game. Besides, I’m in it!"
  • L137.WAV: “See, the idea was, you’d like these lines so much, you’d buy my new Leisure Suit Larry game. Get it?"

Add-On Pack 2Edit

  • L002.WAV:"You know; If you would record some wave files and put them into this subdirectory, I'll randomly play them for you."
  • L006.WAV:"Hello? Anybody out there?"
  • L014.WAV:"You're totally confused again, aren't ya?
  • L018.WAV:"If you gonna just sit there, can I use the car?
  • L025.WAV:"Hello! My name is Larry, Larry Laffer <giggles> Damn, I love that line!
  • L040.WAV:"I went out once with this girl who was so ugly... How ugly was she? She was so ugly the next morning I gnawed off my own arm. <giggles> Did I mention Coyote Ugly?
  • L048.WAV:"I get so tired of playing that dumb solitaire game in here. Don't you have any good games?
  • L056.WAV:"What do you say, tonight, we could have some drinks and pick up babes like we used to? Well, like you used to?
  • L060.WAV:"How come, I always have to wear the leisure suit?"
  • L062.WAV:"Hey, are you as horny as you look?"
  • L063.WAV:"Why not change my settings, so I talk all the time?"
  • L077.WAV:"Turn on the modem will ya... I need to make a long distance call.
  • L080.WAV:"Did you erase my directory of 976 numbers?
  • L084.WAV:"Do you know how long it's been since you've been out on a date?
  • L089.WAV:"You know... Size isn't everything. Is it?"
  • L095.WAV:"Rosebud."
  • L103.WAV:"What is with all the nudity in films these days? Where did it all go?
  • L109.WAV:"Isn't it time for cocktails yet?"
  • L110.WAV:"There are those who call me a sexist leering chauvinistic dinosaur. To which I say, "So what's your point?""
  • L111.WAV:"I want to make it clear I do not endorse flagrant lust, nudity and immorality in entertainment. Unless, of course, it is a Leisure Suit Larry game."
  • L115.WAV:"You know what this place needs? A lava lamp, trust me!"
  • L131.WAV:"I'm brought to you by Leisure Suit Larry. Hell, I am Leisure Suit Larry."

Add-On Pack 3Edit

  • L003.WAV:"Go get me some new lines, will ya? I'm growing tired of these, and I'm the one saying them. Same place you got these."
  • L009.WAV:"Aren't you ever going to come back to work?"
  • L0026.WAV:"Ahh, if it wasn't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all."
  • L033.WAV:"God... Do I have to pee..."
  • L034.WAV: <drunk> Hey, what do you say we go for a little web crawl? What do you say, buddy?
  • L035.WAV: Are you supposed to have all these dirty pictures on your hard drive? ...and I do mean hard.
  • L038.WAV: Geez, who picked your Windows color scheme?
  • L041.WAV: Hey! Who farted?
  • L045.WAV: If you are going to keep doing that, at least pop open a window, huh.
  • L050.WAV: Hey, let me out of here!
  • L064.WAV: Fine, enough about me. What do you think of me?
  • L065.WAV: Hey buddy, I've got your hard drive right here.
  • L073.WAV: This statement is false.
  • L079.WAV: A pessimist says a beer is half empty. Me? I drink it.
  • L083.WAV: God, I'm horny.
  • L091.WAV: I'm ready my closeup, Mr. DeMille.
  • L101.WAV: God, I miss the sexual revolution. Of course, I didn't get laid then either. But at least then, I still had hope.
  • L106.WAV: Ahh, the 70's earth tones, deep pile shag carpeting, and vibrating beds were only a quarter.
  • L107.WAV: You know, there's just not enough glow-in-the-dark stuff these days.
  • L112.WAV: You know, there is more to life than just making passes at women. I just don't know what it is.
  • L132.WAV: This entertaining quote is brought to you by Leisure Suit Larry. Hey, that's me!

Add-On Pack 4Edit

  • ANSWER.WAV:
  • L004.WAV
  • L008.WAV
  • L028.WAV
  • L030.WAV
  • L039.WAV
  • L043.WAV
  • L053.WAV
  • L055.WAV
  • L066.WAV
  • L071.WAV
  • L081.WAV
  • L087.WAV
  • L090.WAV
  • L094.WAV
  • L105.WAV
  • L108.WAV
  • L119.WAV
  • L120.WAV
  • L122.WAV
  • L126.WAV
  • L133.WAV
  • L138.WAV

Add-On Pack 5Edit

  • L012.WAV
  • L016.WAV: "Don't you ever do any work?"
  • L023.WAV: "Time flies when you're totally confused."
  • L027.WAV: "I love you, man..."
  • L032.WAV
  • L042.WAV
  • L058.WAV
  • L059.WAV
  • L068.WAV
  • L069.WAV
  • L072.WAV
  • L075.WAV
  • L085.WAV
  • L092.WAV
  • L096.WAV
  • L097.WAV
  • L104.WAV
  • L113.WAV
  • L116.WAV: “Polyester: from the Latin words ‘poly’, meaning ‘parrot’, and ‘ester’, meaning ‘swimming movie star.’ So polyester really means ‘swimming movie parrot.’ Aren’t words interesting? Etymology is my life.”
  • L117.WAV: "I think women should be placed on a pedestal. 'Course, then it's also easier to look up their skirts."
  • L134.WAV: "You know, I'm only doing this to get you to buy my new game."

Add-On Pack 6Edit

  • L011.WAV
  • L013.WAV
  • L017.WAV
  • L019.WAV
  • L022.WAV
  • L029.WAV
  • L031.WAV
  • L046.WAV
  • L047.WAV
  • L054.WAV
  • L061.WAV
  • L067.WAV
  • L074.WAV
  • L076.WAV
  • L078.WAV
  • L088.WAV
  • L093.WAV
  • L100.WAV
  • L102.WAV
  • L114.WAV
  • L118.WAV
  • L121.WAV
  • L123.WAV
  • L124.WAV
  • L125.WAV
  • L127.WAV
  • L128.WAV
  • L129.WAV
  • L135.WAV

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