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The transcript for Leisure Suit Larry: Love for Sail Mobile.

Help and Inventory IconsEdit

Inventory and Hotspot Use (general messages)Edit

  • It doesn't work.
  • No need to do that.
  • Done
  • This is pointless.
  • No need to do that.
  • I'm not doing it.
  • No thanks, I don't need that.
  • I shouldn't be bothering this person for now.
  • I don't need to go there for now.

IntroEdit

  • You are Larry Laffer. You've never been very successful with girls. Not only that, but you're in trouble at your job.
  • You're being sent to the Last Chance Seminary, the ultimate oppertunity for employees to improve their productivity before getting fired.

Prologue: Larry's Home TutorialEdit

Apartment (Ground level)Edit

  • Welcome to my apartment. I'll explain you the basic controls for the game.
  • Use the 5 key to display the interaction menu and to validate. To exit the menual and return to exploration  press 0. You can take a look at the environment or at objects using the "EYE" icon.
  • This is the ground level of my apartment. Vital stuff such as the fridge can be found around here.
  • Hey! Look! There is a letter I forgot to open this morning.
  • OK, Let's check out this mail. Use the 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8 and 9 keys to walk around and reach the letter.
  • Hmm... Let's see. Use 4 or 6 in the interaction menu to browse through the available interaction icons. Select the "HAND" icon to pick the object up.
  • I can't read it from here.
  • LETTER acquired.
  • Picked up objects are added to your inventory. To access the inventory, press *. Take a look at the letter in your inventory using the "EYE" icon.
  • Hmm... Dear employee... Productivity... Last Chance Seminary... End collabo-ration... Sincerely... Looks like they want me to go on that Last Chance Seminary to improve my productivity. I'd better pack my stuff and move to the airport quickly. Let's find my suitcase, it should be upstairs in the laundry.
  • The door to the outside world..
  • I have to set everything up before leaving.
  • This is my phone. I mostly use it for 3 things: call my mum, order pizzas and call love lin... Erhh... call my love Linda... My girlfriend... Erhh... She lives in Canada.
  • I have no one to call for now.
  • Yes, that's it, Canada.
  • My TV. I never got around hacking my neighbour's cable correctly. It's for the documentary channels, of course.
  • I don't have time for that.
  • This mechanism must be controlling some electric device...
  • A... Pizza? I don't remember when was the last time I ordered a pizza, but I KNOW it had no FUNGUS on it...
  • PIZZA acquired.
  • You can taste objects you've picked up by using the "MOUTH" icon present in the inventory interaction menu. Try it out with the pizza!
  • I have to eat the pizza inside the kitchen, I don't want to stain my carpet floor.
  • No thanks, I'm too young to die! I'll just get rid of this infamous thing right away...
  • All right, here is the last part of the tutorial. Pick up the phone and call a cab.
  • Use the telephone with the "HAND TOOL" icon and then choose a correspondent. Call a cab now!
  • When using a phone, you can browse the topics list using the 2 and 8 keys. Validate your choice with 5. You can exit the topics list by pressing 0.
  • Open the front door to end the tutorial or try out the various interactions in the apartment.
  • Well, this ends the tutorial... From now on you're on your own! Have fun!

Interactive HotspotsEdit

  • LETTER
  • SWITCH
  • PHONE
  • TELEVISION
  • FRONT DOOR
  • PIZZA

Phone LinesEdit

  • LOVE LINE
  • I can't call love lines... Erhh... My love Linda. She lives in Canada. I don't remember... The phone prefix for Canada.
  • PIZZA
  • I don't have time for that. By the time they'll deliver it, the plane will be taking off...
  • MOTHER
  • Oh please no. She just can't stop talking... "When will you be married? I want grand children..."
  • CABS
  • Hello! I need a cab to the airport.
  • Within 5 minutes? OK, thanks!

Second FloorEdit

  • Sometimes I wish that this corridor would be leading to rooms filled with sexy girls all crazy about me... But in fact it only leads to my bedroom and the laundry.
  • The door to my bedroom. The laundry is further down the corridor.
  • This is the door to my bedroom.
  • This mechanism must be controlling some electric device...
  • All right, let's see what this does... *CLICK*
  • Hmmm... Well, it's quite relaxing lighting, but it's not going to help me move on... Let's turn it back on. *CLICK*
  • Try opening the Laundry door using the "HAND TOOL" icon from the interaction menu.
  • The door to the laundry is locked. I need the key to open it. I think it's in my bedroom.
  • This door leads to the laundry.
  • The door is locked.
  • I don't need to go there for now.
  • You can use objects from your inventory on items such as the doors. Select the "HAND TOOL +" icon from the interaction menu on the door. Then, select the object you want to use it with and press 5 to validate.

HotspotsEdit

  • BEDROOM
  • SWITCH (x2)
  • LAUNDRY

BedroomEdit

  • Ha... This room has seen so many crazy nights of love...in my dreams.
  • I should take my floppy disks and my passport on my way to the key.
  • This is a closet door. I don't known what's hidden behind...
  • I'd rather not open it... Situations like this tend to have you ending up with a bowling ball on your head... Damn' game designers...
  • It's a picture of... Hmm... My cousin, Betty, or is it Dita?
  • My personal computer. When I'm not working on it, I'm on the internet looking for por... hmm... Art pictures. Hey! You should go on the internet too and take a look at my web site: www.larry-themobile-game.com
  • Maybe I've got some time to browse some por.. Some art sites. Then again, I should be on my way to the airport by now.
  • Ah! Good boy! Save energy, save the planet!
  • My current project: Leisure Suit Lover 4. These are the only sources, I'd better not lose them!
  • Erhh... I guess everybody should know what this is used for...
  • This is the shower door. A shower... Hot and wet... I love it.
  • I don't need to use it. Do you really think I'm THAT dirty?
  • The key to lock and unlock my laundry room.
  • It's the only ID I have.
  • I still have to pick up some objects in this room before going back to the laundry.
  • PASSPORT acquired.
  • PILE OF FLOPPIES acquired.
  • LAUNDRY ROOM KEY acquired.
  • All right, now I can return to the laundry door.

HotspotsEdit

SWITCH CLOSET POSTER PASSPORT PILE OF FLOPPIES COMPUTER TOILET SHOWER LAUNDRY ROOM KEY

LaundryEdit

  • Hey! My suitcase! Pick it up!
  • Clothes could come in handy for the seminary... There should be some around here.
  • Well, this is the place I visit the less in my place, except maybe for the basement... Wait, do I have a basement?
  • This is a closet door. I don't known[1] what's hidden behind...
  • My good old suitcase. The last time it served was when I moved into my apartment.
  • This could come in handy during the seminary.
  • SUITCASE acquired.
  • CLOTHES acquired.
  • While in the inventory, select an object to combine and use the "HAND TOOL +" icon. Then, select the object to combine it with and validate.
  • Combine some clothes and the pile of floppies with the suitcase.
  • 69 (on the pile of clothes)
  • I have to put the clothes and the floppy pile inside the suitcase before continuing.
  • All set! I still have a minute to eat something... Go to the kitchen and have yourself a nice bite of the leftover pizza.

HotspotsEdit

SWITCH (x2) CLOSET SUITCASE CLOTHES

Chapter 1: BAD TRIP, WRONG PLANEEdit

TerminalEdit

LarryEdit

  • Ha... My local airport... How many times did I take a plane from here...?
  • It's almost take off time! I'm going to miss my plane! I'd better hurry up to register.
  • You can talk t people using the "MOUTH" icon in the interaction menu.
  • I don't have time to go back to my house. I've got to take that plane on time.
  • I need some coins.
  • I don't need to go there for now.
  • An ordinary passenger...
  • The local edition of a boring newspaper...
  • NEWSPAPER acquired.
  • I shouldn't be bothering this person for now.
  • Yes, it's a trash bin and it's full.
  • This screen gives information about planes arrivals and departures.
  • Hmm... A coffee machine... too bad I don't like anything in there...
  • She is kinda cute. Too bad I have to take my plane; I have no time to talk to her about a possible intercourse.
  • TO give an object to someone, use the "HAND PALM UP" icon.
  • PASSPORT acquired.
  • PLANE TICKETS acquired.
  • He doesn't look easy.
  • BEWARE! FRESH PAINT
  • It looks like this guy is causing troubles to the boarding hostess. I'm gong to miss my plane! I have to find a way to speed things up...
  • PAINT POT acquired...
  • A door to the toilets.
  • I shouldn't be bothering this person for now.
  • BIG GUY BRIEFCASE acquired.
  • Oups! Sorry... I thought it was mine. There you go!
  • I don't have time to go back to the airport hall.
  • 1 MINUTE LATER...
  • That stain really made him angry. He won't be back before a while. Lucky this security guard was near, or the scary man would have beaten me up.

SCARY MAN BRIEFCAE acquired.

  • [It's the right time to exchange the cases. This should speed things up a bit ha ha ha!]
  • Gosh! I guess this guy will get a full body search... Better him than me!
  • OK, let's get rid of the big guy's case and hurry aboard the plane.
  • Perfect, now I can aboard the plane.
  • Finally passing Gate 1. The plane won't take off after a while. It'll have to wait for that guy to clarify the situation, ha ha ha.

SECURITY GUARDEdit

  • Passport and plane tickets must be validated at the counter in order to cross that line. Be careful, I'm watching you.
  • Please move on to your boarding gate, sir.

Security Guard (#2)Edit

  • Please take the line and wait for your turn.
  • Security alert in progress. Please move along mister.

HOSTESS (#1)Edit

  • Good day mister.
  • May I have your passport please?
  • I don't need your suitcase right away. May I have your passport please?
  • Thank you. Everything seems to be in order.
  • May I have your suitcase now?
  • Very well. Here are your validated passport and plane tickets.
  • You can now check in at Gate 1 in the boarding room.

Hostes (#2)Edit

  • Please take the line and wait for your turn.
  • We can't wait any longer to complete the boarding check in.
  • Put your hand luggage in the security check machine please.
  • Ho God! Security... SECURITY!!!!!

MAINTENANCE MANEdit

  • Sorry man, I'm very busy right now.
  • Hey! Where is my paint? Never mind... I'll finish this Gate 13 sign later.

Scary ManEdit

  • NAME
  • OCCUPATION
  • If I tell you I'll have to kill you.
  • WAITING
  • I'm stuck here. I was going on a contract, but they upgraded security. I'm sure I won't get through the boarding gate hand luggage check. If they catch me, they'll surely get my luxury suit dirty.
  • BYE
  • What are you doing?!

Big GuyEdit

  • Please take the line and wait for your turn.
  • Hey! It's my case. Give it back or I call the security.

HotspotsEdit

  • NEWSPAPER
  • PUBLIC PHONE
  • TOILETS (x2)
  • PASSENGER (man)
  • PASSENGER (woman)
  • TRASH CAN (x4)
  • DISTRIBUTOR
  • SECURITY GUARD (#1)
  • Security Guard (#2)
  • HOSTESS (#1)
  • HOSTESS (#2)

All hostesses look alike in their uniforms. Maybe she can help.

  • SECURITY GUARD
  • SIGN
  • PAINT POT
  • It's paint and it stains.
  • MAINTENANCE MAN
  • Ah... A man at work...
  • SCARY MAN
  • Gasp! This guy looks dangerous. He must be some kind of spy or contract killer. I wonder what is in his case?
  • SCARY MAN BRIEFCASE
  • I don't think there is a wind instrument in there...[2]
  • The owner of this case doesn't look friendly at all. I'd better keep my hands off of it if I don't want to lose them.
  • BIG GUY BRIEFCASE
    • I wonder what's in it? Probably a wind instrument...[3]
  • BIG GUY

I think I know him from somewhere.

PlaneEdit

  • 30 MINUTES LATER...
  • Damn! I lost my plane tickets! They must have fallen when I threw the big guy's case in the trash can... How am I going to find my seat now? I think it started with 1. Yeah that's it, it was seat number 1. It should be in the front of the plane.
  • Hey! This plane looks huge! My seat was number 1 if I remember right. It must be in the front of the plane.
  • This phone is for crew members only. I could get arrested if I try to use it.
  • LAXATIVE acquired.
  • I made love to someone last night. Was that you?
  • O... K [I should try something else].
  • Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
  • Let's move on to the next section!
  • If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
  • It's the guy from the waiting laine... He finally made it through the security check. Hey! If I remember my seat number right, he's in my seat! How am I going to get it back...?
  • DRINK acquired.
  • You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.
  • DRINK WITH LAXATIVE acquired.
  • 1 MINUTE LATER...
  • Looks like he's going to be busy for some time... Ha ha ha.
  • Ho... I'm coming [Who told him about the laxative? I am in deep trouble now....].
  • What?! Errhh... Great! [Yes! Nobody notice the laxative trick].
  • That's should be easy... There you go! *CLICK*
  • 1 MINUTE LATER...
  • 5 HOURS LATER...

What the... We are about to land! I must have fallen asleep. Let's prepare to exit that plane and get my suitcase back.

Hostess (Nina)Edit

  • Sorry, but passengers are not supposed to access other sections.
  • NAME: My Name is Nina.
  • OCCUPATION: I'm the hostess for the economy class of this plane. Please, return to your seat.
  • SHOES: Are you kidding? Hostess uniform shoes are just plain UGLY.
  • HAIR: Shiny and silky, you noticed? No one's ever noticed before. It's been pretty hard for me, since I'm a bit of a hair fetishist...
  • NORMAL: You really think everyone is fetishist abut something? Well, maybe you're right. But don't tell anyone, please.
  • SICK: Don't you insult me, you freaky old nerd.
  • DON'T CARE: What? You're not interested in my problems? you jerk!
  • DONT TELL: Thanks. No one's ever been so nice to me. Maybe we can talk about this in private?
  • TELL: You freaky pervert... Don't you think about it, or I'll tell the pilot you're a mad enforcer, and we'll have you thrown to jail as soon as we land.
  • PICK UP: I don't think so, since I doubt you ever had any sex at all...
  • PICK UP: You know how to talk to women... Meet me later in the Business class toilets.
  • Bye

Hostess (Mina)Edit

  • NAME: My name is Mina.
  • OCCUPATION: I'm the hostess for the Business class of this plane. Please, return to your seat.
  • UNIFORM: Well thank you! I've always loved this classic Charnel style uniform.
  • FASHION: Yes I do like fashion. Who wouldn't love to see beautiful women walking about half naked in luxury clothes...
  • UGLY: Don't you insult me, you freaky old nerd.
  • DON'T CARE: What? You're not interested in my problems? you jerk!
  • HOT: What? Models wearing luxury clothes ARE not sexual objects!
  • ART: Artistic expansion of the female body? You seem to know what you're talking about... Maybe we can talk about this in private?
  • HAIR: Ho! And who would not have clean and shiny hair? Sorry, I didn't notice your greasy wig.
  • PICK UP: Please, just walk away.
  • PICK UP: You know how to talk to women...

Hostess (Rina)Edit

  • NAME: My name is Rina.
  • OCCUPATION: I'm the hostess for the first class of this plane. Please, return to your seat.
  • SEAT: Since your aboard this plane, you have a seat specially reserved for you. Just find it and seat down.
  • SHOES: Are you kidding? Hostess uniform shoes are just plain UGLY.
  • UNIFORM: Stop kidding me. Hostess uniforms are old-fashioned since the 80's.
  • HAIR: Ho! And who would not have clean and shiny hair? Sorry, I didn't notice your greasy wig.
  • PICK UP: And you're so ugly you'll make the devil run away screaming!
  • BYE
  • Mr. L? Please meet the pilot in the cabin...

Big GuyEdit

  • May I have a whisky with soda?... Oh sorry I thought you were a steward.
  • Thanks, now leave me alone. *GLOUB* *GLOUB* *GLOUB* Erhh... *BURP* What was... *PRRRTTT* Oh! *PRRRTTT* Out of my way, QUICK! To the toilets!

Captain HooverEdit

  • Hello! You were randomly selected amongst 1st class passengers to complete the take off procedure.
  • All you have to do is push that button to pull in the landing gear.
  • NO! NOT THE BIG RED BUTTON, YOU IDIOT!
  • Quick!
  • Hatch closed! Phew! I hope we didn't lose any luggage...
  • YOU! GET OUT OF HERE!
  • Rina, make sure he gets a "relaxing" drink with some sedatives. I don't want that wacko to wreck havoc around MY plane.

HotspotsEdit

  • TOILETS (x3), Business toilets: The door latch says CLOSED. These toilets are occupied. Maybe by another welcoming hostess... Meet me later in the Business class toilets.
  • PHONE (x3)
  • LAXATIVE
    • GigaPurge (r) - Makes it all flow out in a second.
  • PASSENGER (fat woman x2)
  • PASSENGER (old woman x2)
  • PASSENGER (older man x2)
  • PASSENGER (man reading x2)
  • Hostess (Nina)
  • HOSTESS (Mina)
  • Hostess (Rina)
  • BIG GUY
  • DRINK

It's whisky.

  • CAPTAIN HOOVER

Island AirportEdit

  • 30 MINUTES LATER...
  • 30 ENDLESS AND PAINFUL MINUTES LATER...

LarryEdit

  • What kind of company is this? They lost my suitcase! Let's get out of here.
  • Man, all these airports look alike...
  • You know, you can't return inside a plane once you left it...
  • Useful when something is burning ... And I'm not talking about flames of desire...
  • What?! But...
  • Gasp! They've done things.. I feel so... Can't talk...
  • MEETING POINT - Mr L
  • Yucky! That must be infected to spread vicious diseases!
  • I Don't want to go anywhere beyond this point in this airport any more. Bad memories...
  • I wouldn't know where to go. I guess someone is supposed to pick me up at the airport.
  • He sure has a local face.

SECURIDAD AGENTEdit

  • Excuse me, may I see your passport please?
  • Thank you... You're not on the passenger list... Please follow me. I guess you're good for a full body search...
  • All right mister, I'm done with you. You can leave now.

Limousine Driver (Juan Francisco)Edit

NAME: I am Juan Franscisco. OCCUPATION: I'm a limousine driver. I'm here to take a certain Mr L to the hotel I work for. LARRY LAFFER: Your name is Laffer? You must be Mr L! Please follow me to the limousine. I'll drive you to the hotel. BYE

HotspotsEdit

  • EXTINGUISHER
  • SEGURIDAD AGENT
  • HOSTESS
  • PASSENGER (old lady)
  • TRASH CAN (x2)
  • SIGN
  • PUBLIC PHONE
  • TOILETS
  • LIMOUSINE DRIVER

CHAPTER 2: JET LAG RECOVERINGEdit

LarryEdit

  • What a tripe! I wonder what's waiting for me at this seminary. Let's check in at the reception to get a room.
  • This is the hall of the hotel. Nice place.
  • WELCOME TO THE MANYANGA ISLANDS' HOTEL RESORT Reception up ahead
  • I'm not leaving the hotel until the seminary is over.

HotspotsEdit

SIGN

Raw TextEdit

Hey! What's happening! Will someone switch the lights back on please?_(Oops! I'd better turn the lights back on before people start looking for the switches by touch as if blindfolded, and end up on me...) *CLICK*_%Hey! I have recovered all 5 floppies!_0This is where I arrived from when leaving plane.__Back__Cancel_ CHAPTER__LARRY'S HOME TUTORIAL__Game completion:_ Are you sure?__The saved game will be erased._ Resume game_ Credits__Leisure Suit Larry_fA division of Vivendi Games Europe, S.A. All other trademarks are property of their respective owners.__Thank you for playing.__Visit our website:__www.|sierra.com_ Love for sail_ Version_Developed by__The Mighty Troglodytes_Ù© 2007 Sierra Enter|tainment, Inc. All rights reserved. Leisure Suit Larry, Sierra and the Sierra logo are either registered trademarks or trademarks of Sierra Enter|tainment, Inc. in the U.S. and/or other countries._Published by__EMPTY_"I have nothing to combine it with.__I have nothing to give.__I have nothing to use on this.__My Name is Boob Seinclair.__I'm the best DJ on the island._NVisit the game website and enter the code above - www.larry-themobile|game.com_)Congra|tulations! Red hot bonus unlocked!_ Larryaex1__bonustp9_ THE END_ Try again!__EPILOGUE_ Exit game_ Floppy count:__Get More Games!__Help_92, up direction key (if available): Move the character up__Pick up an object_"Give to / use an object on someone__Talk to someone__Activate something__Use an object with something_=8, down direction key (if available): Move the character down_&Combine two inventory objects together_*Get a description of something / the place_#Try to ingest an object (inventory)__#: Display help_=4, left direction key (if available): Move the character left_?6, right direction key (if available): Move the character right_'5: Pop up action menu / Validate action_B0: Cancel last interaction menu action / Exit dialogue topics list_-*: Inventory shortcut / Exit interaction menu__Interaction list_BEach time you complete a chapter, the game is automatically saved._,1, 3, 7 and 9: Move the character diagonally_°In the inventory, the counter under the blue floppy counts the number of special floppies picked up during the game. Getting all 5 floppies is necessary to get a perfect score!__The game is automatically saved between chapters. You can save at any time during the game using the 'Save game' option from the in game pause menu. If the option is greyed out, then you're currently in a game phase where saving is disabled, like a cinematic. Try again later._lYou gain points completing important actions in the game. Get a perfect score to get a special ending bonus._VThe three-digit number in the upper right part of the in-game interface is your score._uYou are Larry Laffer. You've never been very successful with girls. Not only that, but you're in trouble at your job._‰You're being sent to the Last Chance Seminary, the ultimate opportunity for employees to improve their productivity before getting fired._0My boss. I have the utmost respect for that man._ English__LARRY_6No need to visit the temple, I must leave this island!_ It's open._ Loading__Menu_ Languages__Mini game failed!_ Get Ready!_/Match the appearing keys before they disappear.__Miss 5 keys and you're out!__Press 5 to start._DGee! It seems to be that guy from the plane and the private beach..._ No way.__I'm not doing it.__No need to do that.__This is pointless._,No thanks, I don't feel like ingesting that.__No thanks, I don't need that._2No thanks, it looks like you need it more than me._-I shouldn't be bothering this person for now.__It doesn't work.__New game__Next__NO_ % acquired.__OFF__OK__ON_ Options_ Play game__Done.__PROLOGUE_ Main menu__Return to game__Save successful!_ Save game_ Saving data__Loading saved game__Sound__Faster walking__Press any key to resume game.__15_=Mr L! You're so teasing. I'll pretend I didn't hear anything.__YES_ BEDROOM_+The key to lock and unlock my laundry room.__LAUNDRY ROOM KEY_-This could come in handy during the seminary._ CLOTHES__The door to the outside world.._ FRONT DOOR_+I have to set everything up before leaving.__My current project: Leisure Suit Lover 4. These are the only sources, I'd better not lose them!_KAs it's a work seminary, I'll take all five disks to show them my progress.__PILE OF FLOPPIES_FHa... This room has seen so many crazy nights of love... in my dreams.__The door to my bedroom._)The laundry is further down the corridor._£Sometimes I wish that this corridor would be leading to rooms filled with sexy girls all crazy about me... But in fact it only leads to my bedroom and the laundry._bThis is the ground level of my apartment. Vital stuff such as the fridge can be found around here._;Hey! Look! There is a letter I forgot to open this morning._rWell, this is the place I visit the less in my place, except maybe for the basement... Wait, do I have a basement?__This door leads to the laundry._YThe door to the laundry is locked. I need the key to open it. I think it's in my bedroom._ÑMy personal computer. When I'm not working on it, I'm on the internet looking for por... hmm... Art pictures. Hey! You should go on the internet too and take a look at my web site: www.larry-themobile|game.com__COMPUTER_+Ah! Good boy! Save energy, save the planet!_wMaybe I've got some time to browse some por... Some art sites. Then again, I should be on my way to the airport by now.__I have no one to call for now._ LAUNDRY_GA mail from my bosses, Mr Ken & Ms Roberta W. It looks pretty official.__LETTER_¹Hmm... Dear employee... Productivity... Last Chance Seminary... End collabo|ration... Sincerely... Looks like they want me to go on that Last Chance Seminary to improve my productivity._RI have to eat the pizza inside the kitchen, I don't want to stain my carpet floor._ÂThis is my phone. I mostly use it for 3 things: call my mum, order pizzas and call love lin... Erhh... Call my love Linda... My girlfriend... Erhh... She lives in Canada. Yes, that's it, Canada._kA... Pizza? I don't remember when was the last time I ordered a pizza, but I KNOW it had no FUNGUS on it...__PIZZA_WNo thanks, I'm too young to die! I'll just get rid of this infamous thing right away..._<It's a picture of... Hmm... My cousin, Betty, or is it Dita?__POSTER_IWell, this ends the tutorial... From now on you're on your own! Have fun!_ŒI can't call love lines... Erhh... My love Linda. She's my girlfriend, she lives in Canada. I don't remember... The phone prefix for Canada. LOVE LINE _I don't have time for that. =By the time they'll deliver it, the plane will be taking off. …Oh please no. She just can't stop talking... 'When will you find yourself a wife? When will you be married? I want grand children...' _MOTHER AHello! I need a cab to the airport. Within 5 minutes? OK, thanks! _CABS JWelcome to my apartment. I'll explain you the basic controls for the game. ½Use the 5 key to display the interaction menu and to validate. To exit the menu and return to exploration press 0. You can take a look at the environment or at objects using the 'EYE' icon._jOK, Let's check out this mail. Use the 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8 and 9 keys to walk around and reach the letter._•Hmm... Let's see. Use 4 or 6 in the interaction menu to browse through the available interaction icons. Select the 'HAND' icon to pick the object up._’Picked up objects are added to your inventory. To access the inventory, press *. Take a look at the letter in your inventory using the 'EYE' icon._wI'd better pack my stuff and move to the airport quickly. Let's find my suitcase, it should be upstairs in the laundry._RTry to open the laundry door using the 'HAND TOOL' icon from the interaction menu._TI have to put the clothes and the floppy pile inside the suitcase before continuing._CI should take my floppy disks and my passport on my way to the key._SI still have to pick up some objects in this room before going back to the laundry._0All right, now I can return to the laundry door._ÑYou can use objects from your inventory on items such as the doors. Select the 'HAND TOOL +' icon from the interaction menu on the door. Then, select the object you want to use it with and press 5 to validate.__Hey! My suitcase! Pick it up!_QClothes could come in handy for the seminary... There should be some around here._ÍWhile in the inventory, select an object to combine and use the 'HAND TOOL +' icon. Then, select the object to combine it with and validate. Combine some clothes and the pile of floppies with the suitcase._5I still have things to do before leaving this room..._“When using a phone, you can browse the topics list using the 2 and 8 keys. Validate your choice with 5. You can exit the topics list by pressing 0._}All set! I still have a minute to eat something... Go to the kitchen and have yourself a nice bite out of the leftover pizza._SAll right, here is the last part of the tutorial. Pick up the phone and call a cab._†You can taste objects you've picked up by using the 'MOUTH' icon present in the inventory interaction menu. Try it out with the pizza!_]Use the telephone with the 'HAND TOOL' icon and then choose a correspon|dent. Call a cab now!_]Open the front door to end the tutorial or try out the various interactions in the apartment._oMy TV. I never got around hacking my neighbour's cable correctly. It's for the documentary channels, of course._'30 ENDLESS AND PAINFUL MINUTES LATER...__5 HOURS LATER..._%Man, all these airports look alike..._IHa... My local airport... How many times did I take a plane from here...?__BEWARE! FRESH PAINT_!Ho God! Security... SECURITY!!!!!_;We can't wait any longer to complete the boarding check in._;Put your hand luggage in the security check machine please.__The door latch says CLOSED. These toilets are occupied... Maybe by another welcoming hostess...__BAD TRIP, WRONG PLANE__MEETING POINT- Mr L_It's whisky._IWhisky added with ultra powerful laxative. It looks like whisky and soda.__DRINK WITH LAXATIVE_vPassport and plane tickets must be validated at the counter in order to cross that line. Be careful, I'm watching you._*Please move on to your boarding gate, sir._mGasp! This guy looks dangerous. He must be some kind of spy or contract killer. I wonder what is in his case?_ SCARY MAN__What are you doing?!_4I don't think there is a wind instrument in there...__SCARY MAN BRIEFCASE_uThe owner of this case doesn't look friendly at all. I'd better keep my hands off of it if I don't want to lose them._oShe is kinda cute. Too bad I have to take my plane; I have no time to talk to her about a possible intercourse._+Thank you. Everything seems to be in order.__May I have your suitcase now?_>Very well. Here are your validated passport and plane tickets._&I don't need your suitcase right away._4You can now check in at Gate 1 in the boarding room.__Good day mister._ May I have your passport please?_She is kinda cute. I have no time to talk to her about possible intercourse, someone must be waiting to drive me to the seminary._?All hostesses look alike in their uniforms. Maybe she can help._+Mr L? Please meet the pilot in the cabin...__Please, return to your seat._CThis screen gives information about planes arrivals and departures.__SCREEN_%Your regular trash bin... It's empty!_KI've got to get rid of the big guy's briefcase before boarding the plane..._1I don't have time to go back to the airport hall._NI don't have time to go back to my house. I've got to take that plane on time._WIt's almost take off time! I'm going to miss my plane! I'd better hurry up to register._WI don't want to go anywhere beyond this point in this airport any more. Bad memories..._VI wouldn't know where to go. I guess someone is supposed to pick me up at the airport._7Gasp! They've done things... I feel so... Can't talk..._KWhat kind of company is this? They lost my suitcase! Let's get out of here._=You know, you can't return inside a plane once you left it..._ŠIt looks like this guy is causing troubles to the boarding hostess. I'm going to miss my plane! I have to find a way to speed things up... ƒFinally passing Gate 1. The plane won't take off after a while. It'll have to wait for that guy to clarify the situation, ha ha ha. IGosh! I guess this guy will get a full body search... Better him than me! _There you go! *CLICK* _That's should be easy... ?What?! Errhh... Great! (Yes! Nobody notice the laxative trick). X(It's the right time to exchange the cases. This should speed things up a bit ha ha ha!) COK, let's get rid of the big guy's case and hurry aboard the plane. $Perfect, now I can aboard the plane. That stain really made him angry. He won't be back before a while. Lucky this security guard was near, or the scary man would have beaten me up._wWhat the... We are about to land! I must have fallen asleep. Let's prepare to exit that plane and get my suitcase back._"Let's move on to the next section!_õDamn! I lost my plane tickets! They must have fallen when I threw the big guy's case in the trash can... How am I going to find my seat now? I think it started with 1. Yeah that's it, it was seat number 1. It should be in the front of the plane._PHo... I'm coming (Who told him about the laxative? I am in deep trouble now...)._2Oups! Sorry... I though it was mine. There you go!_0GigaPurge® - Makes it all flow out in a second.__LAXATIVE_)No thanks, I don't have transit problems.__LIMOUSINE DRIVER_#Sorry man, I'm very busy right now.__Ah... A man at work...__MAINTENANCE MAN_JHey! Where is my paint? Never mind... I'll finish this Gate 13 sign later._;Looks like he's going to be busy for some time... Ha ha ha._"I think I know him from somewhere._=Hey! It's my case. Give it back to me or I call the security._.So, we have the same briefcase... No big deal._°It's the guy from the waiting lane... He finally made it through the security check. Hey! If I remember my seat number right, he's in my seat! How am I going to get it back...?_4I'd rather have it with soda. But it's not your job._p*GLOUB* *GLOUB* *GLOUB* Erhh... *BURP* What was... *PRRRTTT* Oh! *PRRRTTT* Out of my way, QUICK! To the toilets!_HMay I have a whisky with soda?... Oh sorry I thought you were a steward.__Thanks, now leave me alone._4I wonder what's in it? Probably a wind instrument...__BIG GUY BRIEFCASE__It's paint and it stains._ PAINT POT__An ordinary passenger..._ PASSENGER_/It's the only ID I have. It has been validated._MThis phone is for crew members only. I could get arrested if I try to use it._NHatch closed! Phew! I hope we didn't lose any luggage... YOU! GET OUT OF HERE!_bHello! You were randomly selected amongst 1st class passengers to complete the take off procedure._wRina, make sure he gets a 'relaxing' drink with some sedatives. I don't want that wacko to wreck havoc around MY plane.__Quick!_'NO! NOT THE BIG RED BUTTON , YOU IDIOT!_CAll you have to do is push that button to pull in the landing gear._kHey! This plane looks huge! My seat was number 1 if I remember right. It must be in the front of the plane._gValidated plane tickets to the seminary, and back. Local transporta|tion included. My seat is number 1._ PLANE TICKETS_8Yucky! That must be infected to spread vicious diseases!_PUBLIC PHONE_5Security alert in progress. Please move along mister.__SECURITY GUARD_7All right mister, I'm done with you. You can leave now.__SEGURIDAD AGENT_pThank you... You're not on the passenger list... Please follow me. I guess you're good for a full body search..._*Excuse me, may I see your passport please?__He doesn't look easy._XThis machine is used to prevent passengers from carrying dangerous objects on the plane.__SECURITY MACHINE_,Please take the line and wait for your turn.__A door to the toilets._ TOILETS__ART_5I'm the hostess for the Business class of this plane._ DON'T TELL_4I'm the hostess for the economy class of this plane._ FASHION_2I'm the hostess for the first class of this plane.__HAIR_$If I tell you I'll have to kill you._ÄI'm stuck here. I was going on a contract, but they upgraded security. I'm sure I won't get through the boarding gate hand luggage check. If they catch me, they'll surely get my luxury suit dirty.__My name is Mina._mYes I do like fashion. Who wouldn't love to see beautiful women walking about half naked in luxury clothes..._;What? Models wearing luxury clothes ARE not sexual objects!_}Artistic expansion of the female body? You seem to know what you're talking about... Maybe we can talk about this in private?_EWell thank you! I've always loved this classic Charnel style uniform._5What? You're not interested in my problems? you jerk!_€Shiny and silky, you noticed? No one's ever noticed before. It's been pretty hard for me, since I'm a bit of a hair fetishist...__My name is Nina._pYou really think everyone is fetishist about something? Well, maybe you're right. But don't tell anyone, please._RThanks. No one's ever been so nice to me. Maybe we can talk about this in private?_“You freaky pervert... Don't you think about it, or I'll tell the pilot you're a mad enforcer, and we'll have you thrown to jail as soon as we land.__My name is Rina._gSince you're aboard this plane, you have a seat specially reserved for you. Just find it and seat down.__SEAT_XHo! And who would not have clean and shiny hair? Sorry, I didn't notice your greasy wig._)Don't you insult me, you freaky old nerd._,Meet me later in the Business class toilets._;Are you kidding? Hostess uniform shoes are just plain UGLY._CStop kidding me. Hostess uniforms are old-fashioned since the 80's.__HOT_fYour name is Laffer? You must be Mr L! Please follow me to the limousine. I'll drive you to the hotel.__I am Juan Francisco._PI'm a limousine driver. I'm here to take a certain Mr L to the hotel I work for.__NORMAL_@Sorry, but passengers are not supposed to access other sections.__SHOES__SICK__TELL__UGLY_ UNIFORM_ WAITING_:To give an object to someone, use the 'HAND PALM UP' icon._FYou can talk to people using the 'MOUTH' icon in the interaction menu._QMy good old suitcase. The last time it served was when I moved into my apartment._!I don't need to go there for now.__It's the only ID I have.__PASSPORT__HELP WANTED..._-Is this a typo? I'll check on Internet later.__COCKTAIL VISION BAR_)I'm going out of business because of you.__No kidding. Out of here... NOW!_-STOP! You destroyed the whole bottle reserve!_'I'm the best cocktail bartender around._uPAM! A man got lost at sea on a rubber mattress in your section! What were you doing?! You should have been watching!_KWhat?! Oh no! Sorry Larry boy, we'll have to resume this 'interview' later._ƒErrhh... OK (She was mine... It must be that guy I accidentally pushed... I'd better get out of here before someone tells on me...) CPam? I'll just go back to the hotel... Do what you have to do. Bye! #Just enough to spend at the arcade. SPARE CHANGE [Well, that was an entertaining afternoon, but I'm a bit tired. I'll just go to sleep now... _JET LAG RECOVERING OYou can't have anything else than a cocktail in a cocktail bar don't you think? _My name is Aria. UHey! Wait a second. Thanks for the laugh. Here is a little something, you deserve it! CLIENT WOMAN _A dirty piece of... Something. GARBAGE 7There are still girls to impress with my handsome body. XDone! The beach is all clean. Let's check out how grateful this lifeguard girl can be... *I should get the message in my room first. _SERIOUS BLONDE †Mr L? Hello, I'm Jenna, your assistant for the duration of your stay. Here is your planning; today - rest to recover from the jet lag._9Hi! That's OK with me! (That's nice for a work seminary.)_^Tomorrow - beach activities to relax before the next day. That'll be the day of your big show._{(I guess the big show will be the programming skills test. But beach activities? It must be some kind of corporate test...)_FThe day after the show, we'll go visit the riches of this archipelago._=Marvellous! (They sure have original seminary procedu|res...)_dWell then. You're on your own for the day! You could check out the beach. We'll meet again tomorrow!_:(It's time to explore the beach and meet the local girls!)_hHere's one hell of a sexy suited girl. Maybe she should let her hair free, or remove those eyeglasses..._%I never said I was a professio|nal...__Throwing bottles in the air..._&... Larry tries to impress the barman._*All right girls! Here comes the real male!__These two look familiar. they remind me of my bosses. Let's listen a bit of their conversation._®These were my bosses! They must be supervising the seminary. I don't know who they were talking about, but they'll probably fire him. He'd better get ready to find a new job._AHmm... I'd better check out elsewhere for more receptive girls..._,What the...?! This looks like a floppy disk!_%I need bigger coins to use with this._WHey! That thing floating over there looks just like my suitcase... No... It can't be..._EOK... Let's see if I'm still as good at this as I was 25 years ago...__Come closer..._MYou say it's because of my large breast? You're just like my partner... Jerk!_hHow dare you! At least my partner doesn't play with my feelings before making fun of my anatomy! Enough!_*What? Extra pounds? Why you... Away, jerk._€Ideal body proportion you say? Most men just keep talking about my breast all the time. Maybe we can talk about this in private?__My name is Pam._AI'm a lifeguard. I watch the bay for endangered people to rescue._fThe suit fits perfectly? Thank you. My partner just keeps making jokes about it being to small for me._%She's really hot in her red swimsuit.__LIFEGUARD GIRL_CWhat? You removed all the garbage from the beach? You're so cute..._±You think I'm cute too? I can't believe it with this uniform on... It's pretty functional when it comes to covering intimate body parts and swimming. Don't I look too fat in it?_aThis beach is becoming quite dirty. I'll be REALLY grateful if someone could clean this place up._3You can't go there until you're wearing a swimsuit._CAll right! That's the spirit! You can move on to the private beach._!Howdy! My name is Dave Buckonion!_rI'm a life guard! I'm here to ensure the security of the people on the beach, and make everyone respect the rules._PThe message reads - Mr L, please meet me in the hotel hall at 12:00. Miss Jenna.__Hey! It's almost time._$Whacking away the monkey buttocks..._0..Larry manages to overdrive the game machinery!_XOh... It's the guy from the plane. He's blocking the access to the hot girl in red suit._ZOops! This guy'd better wake or he'll just drift away for hours... I hope nobody saw me..._lWhat a trip! I wonder what's waiting for me at this seminary. Let's check in at the reception to get a room._0This private beach must be a den for hot chicks!_@Cool, the machine returned my coins! I can play again if I want._CThat was one hell of a spanking... But I think I broke the machine._>It's spitting out coins all over... These might come in handy._½Larry Laffer? Mr L I suppose? Here is the key to open the room booked for you. A serious looking girl came this morning here asking for you. She left a message - we brought it to your room.__I should talk to Jenna first._)The colour is OK... But it's a bit tight._8If I could do it alone I wouldn't ask for help... Idiot!_NYou've never made cocktails? I'm not taking any chance... It's a big contract!_tWhat else could a cocktail bartender do? But I have a big order for tomorrow night, so I need some help for the day._/Yes, I need an assistant to make the cocktails._6Well, you ain't got the look, but let's give it a try._DYou want to help? How do I know you're any good at cocktails mixing?_oRight... No one applied for the job for the past 2 weeks, and the order is due by tomorrow... What should I do?_;Prepare cocktails and store them inside bottles? Sacrilege!__BEGINNER__BREAST__CLEAN UP__CUTE__FAT__HIRE__IDEAL__I am Ms Jenna._iSorry Mr L, I guess I didn't hear correctly what you said... It seemed to have a... personal connotation?_JPardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?_DRemember your planning for today - rest to recover from the jet lag._7I am your assistant for the duration of your stay Mr L.__NO ONE_2Excuse me, but I doubt you have any friend at all._VExcuse me, do you think we might possibly have a mutual friend who could introduce us?_ PRIVATE BEACH_ PROGRAM__ROOM__SLIM__STOCK_%Your regular beach garbage container._2So, what are we supposed to do about that... Gary?_WI guess we'll have to fire that... Barry if he doesn't work it out during the seminary._iHmm... The games he worked on never sold that great... Let's wait and see his work on the next episode..._LOK, we'll see about that... Taffer guy by then. Let's get back to the yacht._ MR AND MRS W._ You know how to talk to women...__Please, just walk away._ADo you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?_4One vanilla ice cream coming right up! There you go!_sI have vanilla ice cream, chocolate ice cream, peanut butter sorbet, and chilli pepper sorbet with meat ball fudge._WI don't make cocktails any more. SOMEONE broke all my bottles... now I sell ice creams._GI used to be the best cocktail bartender around. Now I sell ice creams._RSure, but you're not getting it for free. Give me the money and the cone is yours._Ho, you've met Amar. I just can't stand this guy. He can swallow almost any drink without getting drunk. But I know his weakness._|The Manyanga volcano cocktail. Mix Tequila, Vodka, milk and a red hot chilli pepper. Make him drink it and he'll be history!_ Remember._'Check out for left over glasses around._@Sorry, but I need my last glass of milk for something special..._UTODAY MANYANGA ISLANDS' SAND SCULPTURE MONTHLY CONTEST Minimal requirement - A bucket_qYou're that Mr L Miss Jenna wanted me take for a ride? All you need is to equip yourself and ask me to go for it!_/I'm a boat driver. Today I'm on water ski duty._WOh... You think you're ready hey...? Let's see if you can water ski like real men do..._?OK! you seem to be ready now. I'll drop you at the yacht party._-No Trespassing. Party organizer friends only._TYou annoy me. Me showing you how strong I am. Me drinking your cocktail in one shot._F*GLOUB*... Gasp! Drink is bad! *BURP* MANYANGA VOLCANO! Me sick! AWAY!_7Yes. Yes. You stay here, and me not crushing you. Deal?_RHa ha ha! You trying make me drunk? Me drink gallons, me not drunk! You no chance!_9Me physiogno|mist and you not friend of the W. I know of._[Me bodyguard. Me prevent spongers like you disturbing my bosses. Me only let W. friends in._@I see you two get along quite well together... Let's have toast!_VAh! Great idea! It'll change my mind and maybe I'll forget about all my past troubles!_xIf you want to change your mind, maybe you could join us tomorrow at the VIP club on the little island with those ruins._TI can't tomorrow, I have my concert. But I'll see about that the day after tomorrow._DFine! Everybody has a drink? Let's all rise our glasses! Bottoms up!_(Ho no! The only drink I have is that Manyanga volcano cocktail... I can't let down my bosses...) *GLOUB* *GLOUB* *GLOUB* *GLOUB*_MHold on boy! That's a big glass you got there... You really swallowed it ALL?_ Oh... I don't feel quite well..._BOh gosh... Call the boat driver. She'll take him back to his room._îToo bad, he'll be missing the fireworks... By the way, dear Al, I'd be very pleased if you'd accept to be our guest for the next few nights. We have a very cosy cabin for our visitors, and I still have some of your clothes from last year.__FUN AT THE BEACH_!What a good night sleep... Alone._-Let's find Jenna to get on with the seminary._6A red hot killer chilli pepper in a bowl. Frightening._CHILI PEPPER_MAt least one ingredient is missing to complete the Manyanga Volcano Cocktail._BA delicious vanilla ice cream... I'd better hurry before it melts!_ ICE CREAM_„An invitation to the annual Ken & Roberta W. masked party on their yacht... A boat will be waiting for the guests at the beach pier._ INVITATION_#I'm sure she can get even sexier..._CGosh! Each time I met her she looks sexier... and less serious too._ Hello Mr L._’Did you hear the news? Yesterday a man got lost at sea on a rubber mattress. They said a man wearing a bikini pushed him away while he was asleep._ªIndeed. Now here is the program for the day. First we'll go water skiing, then we can spend the rest of the day relaxing at the beach. I'll be waiting for you on my skis._KYou have to be wearing a swimsuit in order to take part in the competition._kThe important thing is that you had fun! I really like your creation. It reminds me of the Daventry castle._æMr L, naughty boy. Anyway, I have to leave you now; my second job awaits. My assistant job is not enough to pay the bills. You'll have to find something to do by yourself tonight. And I won't be present for your big show tomorrow._jHo... Mr L! That's the reason why you're here ... Show the locals your finger skills with your instrument._OAll right, we're all set! Let's get on with the competition! Do your best Mr L!_0This is ONE HOT BABE! Her body seems familiar...__DANCER__(Her voice sounds familiar...)_±Sorry, you seem to be my kind of man, but my heart secretly belongs to the man I work with during the day. I've only met him a few days ago, but I can't stop thinking about him.__Sorry, I'm on duty.__My name is Jenn... Ann-J._tI'm a freelance strip dancer. But it's only a secondary job. My day job as assistant is not enough to pay the bills._pTo participate in the sand sculpture contest, just find a bucket and give it to me. I've already registered you!__My name is Jenna._/I'm your assistant for the during of your stay._]Mr L! Where have you been? I was so worried about you because the boat driver returned alone.__Hopefully you are back now..._„I heard that a Sand castle competition is about to start. I think we only need a bucket to register. Let's participate and have fun!_U(Yes! I guess I completed this sort of interview test successfully, don't you think?)_nWell you know, we're more in the entertain|ment business ourselves... Ah? Did someone call my name over there?__Thank you, I already have one._‰Hmm... Well, that is not the most interesting job... But I wouldn't see you as a Chippendale either! (I hope he's not the tax collector!)_BHo! A game programmer! We might be interested in your application._\Well fine, thank you. (Is it that boring Dr Ramdaass? Can't be... He has no Swedish accent.)_Really! How convenient! We're about to get rid of our less productive elements. Here take this card. Call me if you need a job._9I'm your host, Ken W. (Roberta, do you know who that is?)_ZWell, as long as you like that, fine... (I don't remember inviting any politician here...)_4Is that so? And what kind of programming are you in?_¡Nice weather indeed. (Please make it so it's not Mr Stikithard. No, he would have stuffed my ears with the complete weather bulletin for a the upcoming month...)_ Actually, we have many projects running. The best one is surely Leisure Suit Lover 4 (Let's learn more about this mysterious friend). And what is your job, pal?__Just a kid playing with sand._JYes! Thank you! Exactly what I wanted! You can take my bucket if you want!_5Thanks again mister Larry. The bucket is for you now.__She seems to be asleep._<Could you please keep out of the sun? You'll ruin my suntan._?Hey! This is MY bucket! Don't touch it or I'll start screaming!__KID_%I'm not suppose to talk to strangers._NIt's MY bucket! you can't have it... Unless you give me something in exchange._OI want to eat something, but mummy is asleep. She told me not to wake her up..._<Yeah, I'm very hungry! I love soft and cool and white stuff!_ Hello mister Larry. I'm Vicente._ I am Vicente._AI'm playing with sand, waiting for my mummy to better her suntan._|Now that's what I call a strong drink! He only swallowed a single gulp! I hope I'll never have to drink something like this._HThere we go... A Manyanga Volcano Cocktail, ready to bust your head off!_2Erhh... What a tragedy (So, he didn't wake up...)._ Great! Now all I need is a mask._9Too bad, my masterpiece returned to it's original form..._çWow! There's all kind of stuff in here. Let's see... A saxophone catalogue... What else... A Saturday Night Beaver LP! Awesome, that's my favourite song... A Pocket Joke ®© 6000, some very large clothes... And... A carnival mask._‹A carnival mask! Exactly what I need for tonight's party. Let's grab the mask for now. I may use the other items later if there are worthy._AIt reminds me of the mask from my friend Graham. Let's put it on.__Oups! It collapsed._;Yeah! I did it! This the best castle ever made out of sand!_}I can't believe it! Someone made a majestic sculpture and won the first prize! And some random kid got the best effort prize._*And I've got nothing for my superb castle!_-At least I've got you as a consolation prize._XWell... I'm pretty used to do things on my own at night but... What about that big show?_ËErhh... right (Is she really talking about game program|ming?). Anyway, about the sand castle contest... They all got a prize except me! Let's see what the others have done before returning to the hotel._"It didn't look that good anyway..._zThat's what I call a party. Girls, drinks... And... Hey?! Why am I the only one with a mask! Now I'm looking ridiculous..._0I don't feel like having an ice cream right now._VAshes to ashes... Dust to dust... I will not miss it... Does this sound like jealousy?_OTequila, milk, vodka and a full bowl of chilli peppers... A hell of a cocktail!_!Your classic industrial cow milk.__MILK_-Wielding the bucket and sculpting the sand..._4... Larry does his best to build a nice sand castle._!You can use it to make cocktails.__SHAKER__My name is Al._fI'm a lead game programmer, designer. I'm a close friend to the W. Oh! Also, I like to play saxophone._fYou have to be wearing a mask to access the party. Show me your invitation once you'll be wearing one._RPerfect, you are wearing a mask! We will leave as soon as you give the invitation!_f... Some troubles... My saxophone case replaced with rifle case... Body search... Sick on the plane..._D(Oh! It's that guy from the plane... He's talking with my bosses...)_…... Pushed my rubber mattress... Sunburns all over... Mask stolen in my room... Prototype for Roberta project... Haven't seen it yet._(I hope he won't recognize me... Another seminary test maybe? Let's slip into the conversation and try to make a good impression on the bosses.)_2My boss. I have the utmost respect for that woman.__I'm Roberta, your hostess._BWell, I run a little computer gaming company with my husband, Ken._$... AFTER THE OTHER CONTESTANTS RUN.__My chef d'oeuvre.__SAND SCULPTURE_kThis ridiculous sand sculpture got a prize... But... Hey! What is this blue decoration? It's no seashell..._<A majestic sand sculpture. THIS is NOT for REAL... Or is it?_˜Mr L! We have just delivered an invitation for you in your room. It's for the W. yacht masked party, a yearly major event in the archipelago. Lucky you._-Don't forget your invitation in your bedroom._ÈAlso, your suitcase was returned by the airline company. It was mistakenly switched with some Gary Taffer suitcase after the registration at the departure airport... It's waiting for you in your room._5Erhh... Come on... I'm too young and handsome to die._bKnowing the whole ingredient list, I would be risking my life by taking a single gulp out of it..._$I have to finish the cocktail first._BYour regular tequila glass. No worm in there - this is not Mescal._ TEQUILA_2Your classic 1920's swimsuit, with moth and all...__ARRIVING ON THE YACHT..._APPLICATIONS_ ARRANGEMENT_ CONTEST__FINANCES__FLAVOURS__FRIEND_ VIDEO GAMES_ GREETINGS__HAPPY__HUNGRY__May I see your tan lines?_XHo... And the sentence of the day is 'get lost'. Why don't you just take it up the word?_LNot at all, but my ears are already tired of listening to you for 5 seconds._NYour legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night._€Come on! She's my boss! I don't want to lose my job in such a silly way! On the other hand, she looks good... Erhh... Forget it.__POLITICS_ PROGRAMMER_WATER SKIING_ WEATHER__WORK_9I used to have one of these toy buckets back in the days.__BUCKET_/A glass of bison vodka... Smells like gasoline.__VODKA_‚She really was upset about that joke. I should have told her that it was my first time water skiing... I almost drowned out there._<Yes, don't be worried. I had a lot of fun... A lot of fun..._=Nice boat! I knew my bosses liked sailing, but this is great!_PThis door should lead to the living quarters of the yacht. I'd better not enter.__30 MINUTES LATER..._/*GLOUB* *KOF!* * KOF!* It tastes like gasoline.__My name is Julia.__I'm here to enjoy the sun.__LEFT - To private beach_"A nice looking auburn haired girl.__KEN W._ I'm not changing my clothes now._ ROBERTA W.__Nothing new for you, Mr L.__COCKTAIL_@And you're the only reason why I'll be leaving this place alone._1You are the only reason why I came in here alone.__Recovering from the party...__SLEEPING THE DAY AWAY__Zzz... Zzz... Zzz..._9Show me your tickets when you'll have some sportswear on._=OK, I'll take you to the island to visit the ruins. Let's go!_LI'll take you there. Just find yourself sportswear and give me your tickets._4I'm a boat driver. Today I'm on island transit duty._HTickets to meet Jenna at the archaeolo|gical site on the island by boat._BOAT TICKETS_&THE DAY AFTER GEARING UP FOR ADVENTURE_HWhat happened? I slept a whole day away! I missed the programming test!!_YI've got to find Jenna and try to settle things up! If I don't I'll probably get fired..._,A sandwich filled with smelly French cheese.__SANDWICH_JLook at his face. He must be either a politician or a travelling salesman._ TOURIST_?Ha... The famous accent of the French lover exposed my origins._Ah... Mon Dieu... My boyfriend left me a week ago. I decided to go on vacation to recover from my broken heart... And maybe meet someone nice..._@I'm not wearing a beret! You're making fun of my country! Adieu._&I knew we were on the same wavelength._LItalians are better lovers? You don't know what you're talking about! Assez!_ Bonjour! My name iz Dart Chirak._&I'm here on vacation, away from Paris._+Yes, I'm French! How did you figure it out?_@Ho! Quel amour... Join me in my room, I'll be waiting for you..._:This iz my sandwich, and I intend to eat it, oui monsieur._CIt's an urban legend! We take at least one shower a week! Aurevoir._;I thought I'd never get rid of him... He pinched my bottom!__Look at this, it's coming!__Hmm... I hope this will work..._@Hey! Don't touch the clothes. If you need anything ask me first._-A nice looking latino girl with a BIG bottom.__What is it you want now?...__EEEEKKKK! A MOUSE! HELP!_AMy name is Jennifer - my fiends call me Jell-o. Don't you dare..._What do you think I'll be doing in the laundry? Dancing and singing? I'm the hotel laundress. And you're not supposed to be here._³Well, I've got some on the dryer. But you're NOT getting them. Cleaned clothes are delivered at their owner's room. If you're not happy with that, you can complain to the steward!_1Mus musculus - rodent - your classic house mouse.__MOUSE_(Damn'! All clothes are already rented..._pDamn'! All clothes are already rented... There could be some place in the hotel where I might find some clothes._NThe complete tourist set, with flowered shirt and colourful unsorted shorts..._ SPORTSWEAR_¨Miss Jenna asked for you about an hour ago. She left boat tickets for you to join her on a small island to visit archaeolo|gical ruins. The boat is waiting at the pier._LDon't forget to join miss Jenna on the island. Ask the boat driver about it._<Jell-o? Well, she's quite a bully, but she's scared of mice._?I'm not keen of living food. I'd rather eat some cooked meat...__ACCENT__BERET__BEST_ ISLAND TRIP_ ITALIAN_ ORIGINS__SMELL_>I don't think so, since I doubt you ever had any sex at all..._0I made love to someone last night. Was that you?__ALONE_1Hey! Shouldn't you be back at the asylum already?_0Hey! What time do you have to be back in heaven?_!I kinda like girls in uniforms..._ BOAT DRIVER__My name is Clara._%Mr L? Please, I've something for you.__I'm on vacation._.SERVICE AND LAUNDRY - PRIVATE - EMPLOYEES ONLY_>PARTY ROOM CLOSED - OPENING - FRIDAY AT 7:00 PM FAREWELL PARTY_LI'm not putting my hand in there... You never know what is lurking in there._&I can't go this way dressed like this._/Hey! Did I just see a mouse entering that hole?_#I should talk to the steward first._#Thank you mister W. Please proceed._!This guy is built like a wild ox._ DOORMAN_IDon't forget to change clothes each time you enter or leave the VIP area._$Sorry, only VIPs are allowed inside.__My name is Sam._3I'm the door keeper of this private VIP beach club.__You? A VIP? Prove it!__Lots of money._ $10,000_PIt's a binocular. That would be cool in my apartment to look at neighb... stars._ BINOCULAR_oOh my... By the size of it one might think a man could easily be cooked in it... So 'cliché'... It can't be...__CAULDRON__MEETING THE LOCALS...__OK, so Jenna is at the ruins...__RIGHT - To the pier__LEFT - To the VIP beach__UP - Sight seeing view_.Well, it's just your classic jungle crossroad.__Damn! This sign is broken._KWELCOME TO THE LOST JUNGLE EXIT - Follow instructions on signs RIGHT - Pier_$LEFT - VIP beach through Lost Jungle_,A beautiful, colourful... And SMELLY flower.__FLOWER_.A beautiful, colourful... And PERFUMED flower.__PERFUMED FLOWER_8His face is familiar. He looks like a programmer I know._ GATEKEEPER_-You can now freely visit the indigenous area._7Hey! You have to pay the fee before entering this area!_5Sure. Give me the $10,000 entrance fee and you're in!__My name is Fabian._ˆI'm the gatekeeper. I collect money from rich people to let them access the wild area, which has not happened once in the last 21 years._;You want me?! We fight Tom-Tom ritual. You win, me yours...__That sounds like an easy one..._B... and all village other women too. You lose, we have you dinner._-No time talk. Come to ritual instruments NOW!_"I hope I won't mess this one up..._9Holy macaroni! Now that's what I call a wonder of nature!_4This is gift of Nature Goddess. But this smells BAD!_6This smells good, but this NOT gift of Nature Goddess.__HOT INDIGENOUS_0Now, you run. You sweat. We eat you. Salty meat!_,Me need breeder. Breeder give gift for love.__An odd looking old woman._'You! Stop! Gift from Sea God! No Touch!_<Beautiful gift from you! You take blue square gift you want!_gShe promised to breeder. To have love of young one, pretender must offer gift of Nature Goddess to her._ÀYou talk about totem treasure? Gifts of the Sea God found at night on beach south. We venerate Sea God and his gifts. You want gift from Sea God? You give better gift from Sea God in exchange!_'No man. Man only good to breed and eat.__Me Mama n'Golo._$Me priestess of Sea God woman tribe._?Yes. Only women in Sea God village. No man here for 42 seasons._*A really old and melting indigenous woman.__OLD INDIGENOUS__Breeder! Breeder? Breeder!_=I guess this is where every tourist lays foot on this island._-I cannot leave the beach undressed like this._2This is the kind of place where I get lost easily._ZThe machine has been ransacked by the people fleeing from the island! My clothes are gone!_\All that was left is that very large underwear. It must belong to the big guy in the sand..._@This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever worn... Maybe not...__Looks like I took a wrong turn._@I thought I'd never make it. At least I know my way through now._6I shouldn't be bothering him, he might recognise me..._5There we go again. The sun on my skin is revivifying._ƒThis is an all audience game, so I'll be wearing this censor marker all along. Sorry girls. But I'm really naked under it, I swear. QSorry, but I have to save myself from these carnivorous women natives. Good luck. q(This girl has the memory of a goldfish. I'm sure that if I try to pick her up again, she just won't remember...) pMan that was so boring! Those statues are a complete tourist trap! I should go somewhere else to look for girls. &Damn'! Somebody broke the binocular... 2Let's see what nature has to offer on this island. oI've got to find a way to access the village beyond the VIP beach. Hey! Damn'! I think I broke the binocular... _Here I go! A real tourist! "(Is this some sort of test again?) MWhat a cool place! Half naked wom... Wait... Old women everywhere! Oh my god! RHa! I've finally made it to the village! Now where is that hot indigenous girl...? PI'd better get the hell out of here quickly and find a way to leave this island. NWhere is everybody? Oh my! What a massacre! I'd better leave this place quick! MA map... Hey! There is an indigenous woman only village beyond the VIP beach! _MAP /Strange, this forest looks like a maze to me... UPoor guy... I'm sure he was about to find the exit of this labyrinth of vegetation... 9Larry starts to blow inside the rubber thing for glory... &...to realise that it's a rubber doll! _Hammering the ritual drums... A... Larry desperately tries to stick up with the ceremony rhythm. @Isn't it that guy from the plane? He's sleeping, buried in sand. yHey you! I know there is someone. I can't see you but I know you're there. Let me free! Save me from those crazy natives! SI can't leave the island from here on the rubber doll, a coral reef blocks the way. !I'm not going back in there EVER. -This girl looks pretty... Blonde... And rich. _PARIS DOWNTOWN LWell, if you entered this beach, then you don't need my help for such a tip. IWell, I can't remember where I left the previous one. Are you interested? >Huh? No man can be insensible to the sight of my perfect body! nWhat?! Not long ago an idiot tried to make me believe he loved my nose. At least you're honest... I like that."I'm Miss Downtown. Paris Downtown. "Trying to be funny hey? Forget it! What? are you suggesting I'm not your kind of woman? I'm every men's woman! {I only have hobbies. Spending money, featuring in video games and silly TV shows, singing... And enjoying island vacations. ‰You naughty boy. If I just could remember what you said, I could answer something intelligent. But I can't... What were we talking about?_SAh... I know that no man can resist my natural beauty. What is it you prefer in me?_CI'm the most beautiful rich girl in the world... And I love jewels._EWomen's favourite perfume. It is said to be added with pheromo|nes..._CHARNEL N°5_'UP - Access to the archaeolo|gical site_`A tough looking afro-American. Hey! I know this face... Was he in a video game or a music video?_*No way dude, I've just bought it from you._=All right whitey... Let's see what you've got... Blow her up!_&Thanks bro! My new rubber thing rocks!_‘Maybe... I'm havin' a rubber thingy inflatin' contest. If you win, you might get the cash. Just show me your rubber thingy and we'll be doin' it._*I'm 2 Bucks. And you can't call me Curtis._JDontchya ever listen to the radio, whitey? I'm THE ultimate rap superstar._;I like'em rubber thingy. So what? You wanna argue about it?_‡The newest model of Latex Betty®© rubber doll. There is a big L embroidered on its right rear cheek. All pumped up, ready for action!_ RUBBER DOLL_#There... Now, can I have the money?_=Not bad for a loser, whitey. But you didn't break the record!_>But... That's a nice rubber thing you got there! I'll keep it!__Wait! It's not my..._4What? Here, have the $10,000 cash for compensa|tion._OSome kind of rubber thing totally deflated. There is a big L embroidered on it. RUBBER THING_4A pile of little inflated rubber animals... SO cute!_ RUBBER THINGS_OWell, here goes nothing! Let's sail back to the hotel beach on the rubber doll._7I guess the sea is the only way to leave this island..._MThese skulls almost look real. The prop artists in this park are really good!__BONES_‰Your basic soda can, full with flashy colours, sugar overload and chemical ingredients. Expiry date says 1987... And it's already opened._OLD SODA CAN_ˆThe footer plaque says - Three wise women - The secret of happiness. Hmm... That's not how I remember it, but I kinda like this version.__STATUE_LA handmade tom-tom. Hey! Is there going to be some sort of show around here?_ TOM-TOM_:I can't stand it any more! I quit... Farewell cruel world!_XNO! How you lose? Ritual was baby difficulty! You really not worthy breeder for village!_@She tried to let me win and I failed? Now this is embarras|sing._=We prefer salty meat. You start running, we catch you sweaty!_K(This will be my only chance to escape...) Well, see you all later girls..._-Come on... I'm not THAT depressed about life._GLast time I had a bite at something like that it deflated in a flash..._%This is PLASTIC. I'm not eating it..._=*GLOUB* *GLOUB* *GLOUB*... BURP! A bit hot, salty and crusty.__ACCESS__BEAUTY__ENTER__MAN__MONEY__NOSE__NO WAY_TNo way I'm ever going to try to seduce THAT kind of woman. I'm not that desperate...__RUBBER__SURE__VIP__WOMEN_LJeez! The prop staff did a real good job on this indigenous village setting.__BEWARE - CANNIBALS_-RIGHT - Sight seeing view RIGHT - To the pier__NUDISTS ONLY BEYOND THIS POINT__UP - To the wild area_cHo my! This place must have seen so many famous people. With me, that'll be one more on the list..._^I hope this person did not suffer too much... I have to leave this island as soon as possible!_@If I could rearrange the alphabet, I wouldn't put apart N and O._MThe word of the day is 'legs'. Let's go back to my place and spread the word._DA card with the professional coordinates of one of my bosses, Ken W._ BUSINESS CARD_<If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together._*I'm allergic to lactose and smelly things._)This is the magnetic key to open my room.__ROOM KEY_ÏA Rent-a-Suit® machine. The notice reads - Feed with coins. Select the clothing type to rent. Personal clothes will be secured inside the machine until you return the rented suit. Biometric security inside._(I don't feel like getting wet right now._KOK, maybe I could turn the light off and sneak through the crowd... *CLICK*_ESorry I don't have this song. If you can find a record, I'll play it._DHey! You found a bottle of champagne! There you go, take this glass!_jI'm sorry, but my last two bottles of champagne were delivered to some rooms, upstairs, a few minutes ago._5I hope you're doing better than me with the bottle..._.Yes, my boyfriend, and I love him very much..._5Please, tell Amar to join me on this romantic date..._RWhat the...?! This can't be true! I'm so desperate now... Please leave me alone..._BYou can take the bottle of champagne, I won't be needing it now..._rSorry, this is the last bottle and it's mine. I need it for my boyfriend and I. Touch it and you're history, punk._2IF you don't care then don't talk to me, old fart._rOh! You really want to help? Thank you! Please try to know what is wrong with Amar. He should be around somewhere._„What?! You really think you'd have any chance with a girl like ME?! Out of my sight loser... I already have a man, and a strong one._.Excuse me, but I'm waiting for my boyfriend..._^In fact, yes, there seems to be a little problem, but I don't know if I can tell you about it._¢Well, my boyfriend is Amar, the bodyguard. I left a note for him telling to join me here for a romantic date, but he's very late. I hope nothing wrong happened..._fAre you from room service? I'll be leaving soon for a date... Please come back later when I'll be out._:(I just couldn't wait for 5 minutes! It's dark in here...)__Jenna?__(Zzz... Zzz... Zzz...)__I'm right here, on the bed!__Here I come! Hop!_#!!!! What? Who's jumping on my bed?__Hey! Who's talking?_5What's happening?! (Let's turn on the light!) *CLICK*__You?!__Who?!__What are you doing in my bed?_!YOUR bed? It's MY room! I'm Mr L!_-What?! You are... and He is ... LARRY LAFFER!_ƒHo dear! You're the guy from the plane... And you're Mr L? This... I'm not at the seminary?! I'm going to lose my job! I'm leaving! ÁYou! The plane... The beach... Larry Laffer! You're the guy the W. are about to fire! You're going nowhere until we settle this up! I'm famous! I just can't let a naked man walk out of my room!_|Ok then... A friend of the bosses? Let's make deal. I won't tell I was in bed with you, and you make sure I don't get fired._:What?!... Well... OK... Now put your clothes on and leave!_0Thank you! You friend. Me find hard woman now..._²What? Who tell you?... Anyway, Me no more love for miss Karol. Me don't like romantic date. Me need real woman. Strong and tough, like me. But me can't hurt little Karol heart...__Me security. Me busy. You go._(You tell Karol me no more boyfriend. OK?_ An... empty bottle of champagne._)A... Full and sealed bottle of champagne.__CHAMPAGNE BOTTLE__A glass of ice cold champagne.__CHAMPAGNE FLUTE_ CHAMPAGNE__THE FAREWELL PARTY_¹Gosh! I almost drowned when the rubber doll started deflating. Lucky I was almost ashore. What the... I can't find the key to my room! It must have fallen when I was sailing the doll..._MDon't be too hard on yourself, I'll teach you some moves next time we meet...__Ho dear! That was so brilliant!__And I was just warming up..._iWell I'm really hot now! Meet me in your room within five minutes... The time for me to be ready for you._9Erhh... Right! (Yes! I scored! Nothing can go wrong now!)__He's the DJ for this party._4OK, here we go! I want everybody on the dance floor!__DJ__He's almost naked! GET HIM OUT!_+FAREWELL PARTY Have fun and come back soon!_'No thanks, I only want a glass of it..._2Thank you Mr L! Cheers! *GLUPS* I feel better now._%Oh my! Here is the girl of my dreams._7I don't want to have the record, I want to dance on it._3I just can't wait for the DJ to play the Beav'Gees!_$Thanks. Your suit is quite nice too._6One glass is enough. Now I'm in the mood for a groove._&I'll have a glass of champagne please!_LI knew we were on the same wavelength. What kind of music would you ask for?_@The Beav'Gees? You've got to be kidding! It's my favourite band!_oIf you can have the DJ to play Saturday Night Beaver, my favourite song, I'll dance through the night with you!_/It's my favourite song too! I'll be right back!_RMaybe it's not important for you, but for me it's a necessary requirement for fun._/Are you kidding. It's computer generated music!_+Why not, but the music is not that great..._;It might be good music but I, for one, can't stand hip hop!__I'm not in the mood._4What? Stop complaining? Don't you have any feelings?_.You cheered me up a bit! A drink is OK for me._!What?! That's really rude of you._EI'm not in the mood for a laugh. I thought you would understand that._ Oh? I really can call you Larry?_YWell... I was really starting to appreciate your company, but you'll be leaving tomorrow.__We've already settled this._(You've always been so nice to me Mr L..._:Come on Mr L, you should know my name by now... I'm Jenna._8Well... My work as your assistant will end tonight so..._YHe makes me think of those 70's actors. Too bad his suit doesn't fit him as well as mine.__JOHNNY TRAVIATA_/It's getting cold... Let's get some clothes on._3What... But?! (I need a glass of champagne, quick!)_S(I'd better find a way to recover at least one of these bottles to please Jenna...)_ŒAll right! Now I feel better. Erhh... Let me think about it... I didn't meet Jenna on the island. Maybe I should try to find her right away. +Oops! I'd better be more careful next time. ?Yes! I made it to my room! Now... Where will I find my clothes? (Hey! The machine swallowed all my coins! kHo no! The hotel is filled with guests! I'll have to be very careful while trying to get my clothes back... xNo way! Now I have to try to get my clothes back in the hotel dressed in this ridiculous underwear... How embarras|sing! /I don't feel like using other people's phone... sThere is still a lot of stuff in here... A saxophone catalogue, a Pocket Joke ®© 6000, some very large clothes..._?Here is the record I'm looking for! Let's go back to the party.__Let's try again._BSaturday Night Beaver! It's my favourite song, from the Beav'Gees._ LP RECORD_ The display says - OUT OF ORDER._]The note reads - LAUNDRY CLOSED - ALL CLOTHES WERE DELIVERED TO THEIR OWNERS' HOTEL BEDROOMS._¬The note reads - Dear Amar, meet me at the beach. I reserved a bottle of champagne for us to share, looking at the stars shinning high above the sea... Your dearest, Karol.__NOTE_8Demonstra|ting his almighty and secret dancing skills..._(... Larry blows away the local champion!__MR L._0This bedroom is quite similar to the one I have._1Parties are always a good place to pick up girls._3I'd better not go on this way, people could see me.__Your regular hotel room phone._-This key card should open all the bedrooms..._ ROOM PASS_.I've had enough water for the next 3 months..._6Miss Jenna is at the farewell party. She looks gloomy._5Come on Jenna, get ready to groove the night through!_VOut of my way! You're preventing that hot girl behind you from seeing my master moves._6Hey! That's my girl! And the dance floor is not yours!_ˆI'm the king of this dance floor! If you can beat my moves you can stay here... Or else, you leave and I'll end the night with the girl!_.Don't you think you'll be winning that easily!__The bottle is sealed.__This glass is not for me!_5My tongue is not long enough to lick the bottom drop.__BAD_ BEAV'GEES__BREAK UP__COMPLAIN__DANCE__DRESS__PARTY_ GIRLFRIEND__GLOOMY__GOOD_OThere is only one way to figure it out... But it's not the right time for it..._<Is that a ladder on your stocking or the stairway to Heaven?__JOKE_ PROBLEM__SYMPATHY__WHO__???_(Sorry, I don't have this drink any more._dI could have given you almost anything about 5 minutes ago, but my last drinks were ordered by then._FI'm a freelance bartender now, since my previous businesses went down._!This guy is built like a wild ox.__Me name AMAR! Remember now._(Some important looking people, chatting.__PEOPLE_0I don't want to interfere in their conversation._ BODYGUARD__DRINK__He could have been an actor._ BARTENDER__My name is Tom Flanagan.__HELP__I can't read it from here._ LARRY LAFFER__Out of business._3This is the hotel laundry. Smells like teen spirit._3My white leisure suit. Don't leave home without it.__WHITE LEISURE SUIT_2I've already abducted the inhabitant of this hole._,UP - Hotel LEFT - Private beach RIGHT - Pier_<And you're so ugly you'll make the devil run away screaming!_;No need to waste coins, there is nothing I like in there..._*The local edition of a boring newspaper..._ NEWSPAPER_-You're so hot you would make the devil sweat._&CODENAME ICEMAN Ice creams and sorbets_’There is still lots of stuff in here... A Saturday Night Beaver record, a saxophone catalogue, a Pocket Joke ®© 6000, some very large clothes..._nSorry, you can't enter. Since it has been cleaned, the private beach is constantly booked for private parties._1National Airport Hello. I'm Nina. May I help you?__Ha... Sea, sand, sun...__My name is Karol.__WOMAN_ UP - Hotel_!A nice looking black haired girl._5These corridors lead to the bedrooms and the laundry.__DOOR_5I'm not leaving the hotel until the seminary is over._9LEFT - Beach DOOR - Party room STAIRS - Rooms and laundry__Hello?_@WELCOME TO THE MANYANGA ISLANDS' HOTEL RESORT Reception up ahead_'Sea God! Sea God! Is you talking me?...__Please. Sea God talk more!__Nobody is answering.__Doh! it's my room number!_;Erhh... There seems to be something wrong with the phone..._"Don't ask me what they were doing._ LAUNDRESS_JHe reminds me of someone... Maybe it's the hair... Or the shorts... Dunno._ LIFEGUARD_ MESSAGE__It's a mouse hole._ MOUSE HOLE_)A door leading to the hotel's party room._ PARTY DOOR_4It's the hotel phone. It says - INTERNAL CALLS ONLY._@Please identify your aircraft. I repeat. Identify your aircraft.__... Anybody there?__RIGHT - To commoners beach_%A room door with a magnetic key lock._AThis is the door to access the hotel service and laundry section._+It's the Spank-a-Monkey game I've broken..._Hey! It's a Spank-a-monkey game. This used to be my favourite game, back when I used to roam the video game arcade as a teenager._ ARCADE GAME_ STEWARD_5Not working properly? I'll send someone check it out.__My name is Alejandro._ I'm the hotel reception steward.__Fits like a glove._TOh... Please... Oh... Don't... Hmm... Don't disturb us... Please... Ho yes... Hmm..._GJell-o here! Sorry, but I'm too busy with the laundry. Call back later!_ RANDOM NUMBER_ ROOM 12_ ROOM 36_ ROOM 69_ SERVICE_BWhat kind of channel is that! Snails sexual life in Transsi|beria?_4All right, let's see what this thing does... *CLICK*_uHmmm... Well, it's quite a relaxing lighting, but it's not going to help me move on... Let's turn it back on. *CLICK*__CLOSET_<This is a closet door. I don't known what's hidden behind..._…I'd rather not open it... Situations like this tend to have you ending up with a bowling ball on your head... Damn' game designers..._>This is the shower door. A shower... Hot and wet... I love it._#Do you really think I'm THAT dirty?__The door is locked.__SHOWER__I don't need to use it._ HANG UP_DHmm... A coffee machine... too bad I don't like anything in there..._RUseful when something is burning ... And I'm not talking about flames of desire..._EXTINGUISHER_ HOSTESS__CAPTAIN HOOVER__He sure has a local face._eThis is not my suitcase. There is a big L carved on it. Maybe I could check out what is inside of it?__SUITCASE__This is my room. Quite comfy._.Maybe they have the Leather & Latex channel..._IIt's an hotel room phone. I guess only the internal calls are not billed._:This mechanism must be controlling some electric device...__SWITCH_>Erhh... I guess everybody should know what this is used for...__TOILET_ TELEVISION__PHONE_ 2 BUCKS_ What?! But..._ DON'T CARE_ BOYFRIEND__Too bad! Let's try again._ BIG GUY__5 MINUTES LATER...__Useful to feed distributors._ SOME COINS_ It's the seed of a coconut tree._ COCONUT__Hey! That's one of my floppies._ FLOPPY DISK_ CHIEFTAIN_gExcuse me, but I need some privacy. I'll go change my clothes somewhere quiet; I'll be back in no time._9Last time I swallowed coins I almost suffocated to death.__I'll break a tooth on it!_%O... K (I should try something else).__I need some coins._ DISTRIBUTOR__SIGN__BYE__NAME_ OCCUPATION_ PICK UP_$Yes, it's a trash bin and it's full._ TRASH CAN_ BACK TO WORK__IAN__ALESS_kNow that was a hell of a night. And you see, I'm still here. Next time I'll tell you about the flight back._&Hey! What happened to that Jenna girl?_BI don't know... I guess she must still be living in the islands..._HGuys! The new head of the human resources department is coming this way!_\Gentlemen, I'm the new Human Resources manager. I hope your seminary evaluations are good..._žHey! That's your supposedly Jenna girl! You've never been to the islands! You just made up the whole story fantasising about the new Human Resources director!_eLarry? Finally, I've found you! I've been working my way to the top of your company just to find you!_<Let's take the afternoon off work and celebrate our reunion!_#TODAY - AT SIERRA COFFEE BREAK ROOM__JENNA__..._*This is the hall of the hotel. Nice place.__1 MINUTE LATER...

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  2. This is a reference to LSL2
  3. This is a reference to Al's saxaphone

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